01 December 2009

Ninja Assassin

Ninja Assassin

SPLAT SPATTER SPLATTABLOP SPLAT SPLATTERR SPLAT THUD SPLAT CRUNCH SPLAT SPLATTERYSPLAT

This movie is stupid.

2 comments:

The Blaggernaut said...

With that said, I think 70% of my Facebook friends have seen it, or want to. I have no comment on the quality of this movie (or lack thereof), but if anyone asks, I won't be ashamed to admit that for me personally, the abs made it worth watching (and also that I didn't pay for the ticket, but that's another story).

Scott said...

So apparently the suckiness (from my perspective) is partially due to an unexpected attempt to broaden the target audience, e.g. the inclusion of Broody McAbbserson is there to bring in the females? Okay

I wasn't expecting it to be good, however, so maybe I'm not really in the audience I thought it was looking for.